Chav

Revision as of 16:35, 4 August 2010

The Chav is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits.

Popular chav phrases:

• Brrrap brrrap, innit!
• Innit, blad!
• Innit, breadbins!
• Oi is well hard, innit!
• Yo, bling! (Considered by many chavologists to not be a valid chav phrase because of the absence of the word "Innit", which usually preceeds or suceeds all sentences.)
• Leg it ta Nemesis, innit!
• You f*****, s*** l**** r*****ing, innit!
• Innit!
• Let wu' go then! (Generally "Oop North")