Chav
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| − | The '''Chav''' is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits. | + | The '''Chav''' is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits. They often avoid [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] smoking ban because they think they are cool, while continuing to spit as well. |
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Revision as of 08:21, 1 November 2010
The Chav is a species of human being that is commonly found in cities, towns and theme parks. Members of the chav race can often be distinguished from ordinary people by their choice of vocabularly, earings, cigarettes and the tendancy to call everybody they pass by on the street a "gayboy". Chavs make up 78.6% of the General Public, and are the most successful species of human probably because of their inability to control their breeding habits. They often avoid Alton Towers smoking ban because they think they are cool, while continuing to spit as well.
Popular chav phrases:
- Brrrap brrrap, innit!
- Innit, blad!
- Innit, breadbins!
- Oi is well hard, innit!
- Yo, bling! (Considered by many chavologists to not be a true chav phrase because the word "Innit".)
- Leg it ta Nemesis, innit!
- You f*****, s*** l**** r*****ing, innit!
- Innit!
- Let wu' go then! (Generally only heard in locations "oop North" of England.)
