Haiku

Latest revision as of 00:29, 20 April 2012

A haiku is an ancient form of Japanese poetry, often used by theme park enthusiasts when drunk or very tired to express their emotions towards a particular ride. One of the most well-known genres of haiku is Hex haiku, of which the earliest known written examples date back to the early 21st Century, and are written about Hex at Alton Towers.

[edit] Examples of Hex haiku

I bloody love Hex...
What's this? Am I upside down?
Who knows?
Only the Earl.

Be nice to beggars.
They could cause family death.
Or pee on your shoes.

Hex is underrated.
Love the Earl's smugshot.
Hex is overrated.

Old tree rumbles.
Spinning room hurts head.
Wrong aspect ratio.