Nemesis Inferno
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The difference to her older sister, is that she is not landscaped and so is regularly laughed upon by [[Colossus]], who is landscaped. The prick. | The difference to her older sister, is that she is not landscaped and so is regularly laughed upon by [[Colossus]], who is landscaped. The prick. | ||
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Revision as of 20:45, 13 April 2017
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Nemesis Inferno is the 7 year old sister of Nemesis at Alton Towers, who lives at Thorpe Park under the area of Calypso Quay. The designers failed to top the reputation of the original Nemesis by theming the coaster as a awakened volcano with the same first name as Nemesis (but at least it was still better than Infusion at Mandyland).
If you have back problems, heart conditions, intoxication, impotency, or old age, this is the ideal ride for you. The coaster leaves the station then enters a cave of dry ice to fuck up any asthmatics, then it does something else and then returns back to the station. This is the longest ride in the park and takes a staggering fifteen seconds to complete the circuit.
The main similarities of this ride to Nemesis (besides the name) is the teenage, pregnant, spotty staff, which I am assured that they have all attended the two hour course on advanced roller coaster operation procedures and checking safety belts.
The difference to her older sister, is that she is not landscaped and so is regularly laughed upon by Colossus, who is landscaped. The prick.
