Disney

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History

The Walt Disney Corporation, or Disney as it is called, was founded somewhere in Japan 1901 by a group of scientists who created the animatronic Walt Disney for their own money making scheme. Walt the animatronic was used to do menial tasks, such as cleaning, washing and babysitting for people who weren't bothered enough to do those things themselves.

Walt soon left Japan for America after discovering he had the ability to xerox already copyrighted drawings, and sought inspiration for more things to plagiarise. On the 130 hour flight to California, he saw a rabbit named Thumper on a recon mission and so plagiarised a photo of the bunny. It was later stolen by Unikookoowakkawakka Studios, who never used the photo since. Then later, he met Euromaus who was representing Europa Park and Roland Mack at a conference in California. Sneakily Walt used xerox on Euromaus as he slept and so created Mickey Mouse in the process.

After making 103044342564 motion pictures, Walt Disney and co. decided to heckle more money out of unsuspecting fans and (now) tourists by creating 670 theme parks around the globe to enhance the experience of Disney films through rides.

However, as he got onto creating 671, Disney collapsed from lack of oil and so his animatronic self 'died'. However, true to popular belief, Imagineers made it so Walt Disney could live again 100 years into the future through the use of a cryogenic chamber hidden under the Cinderella Castle, the cryogenic chamber itself is on par with that beneath Buckingham Palace for the Queen.

Present Day

Disney own everything possible in America. Unfortunately it does not have the power to take over Alton Towers or Europa Park.