Canada Creek
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Welcome to Canada Creek, eh? Our theming has tendency to cross over with the wild west, eh, so we blame stereotype theme people for doing this, eh. We never had Indians in Canada, eh. But they are nice people, eh, we do admit they helped with moose meet, eh.
Rides and Attractions, eh
- Loggers Leap, eh, you get wet.
- Slammer, a S and S Skyswat, eh. It's alright if you like being turned upside down that way, eh. Just try not to get stuck there, eh, or else you will die of brain haemmorages, eh.
- Rocky Express, eh. It's good fun and with hardly any queues, eh. Regularly has "Cotton Eye Joe" in the background, eh.
- Canada Creek Railroad, eh. Used to go up to Thorpe Farm, eh, but thanks to chavs is now a circle around the area, eh, and passing SAW: Eh Ride to scare children, eh. You can also spot bears hanging around, eh.