It's a Small World

It's a Small World is an attraction located at Disney parks worldwide. It marks a collaboration between the Disney Imagineers and Prince Phillip.

Riders are taken on a magical boat ride into the darkest recesses of the Duke of Edinburgh's archaic brain - where everybody is either a 'Jap' with 'slitty eyes' or a Zulu Warrior with a bone through their nose.

The ubiquitous soundtrack was composed and performed by the long forgotten, thumpingly dreadful 90s Euro-Cheese merchants, 2 Unlimited. It contains all of their signature elements - a complete lack of melody, meaning, irony, variation or subtlety.