Roland Mack
Roland Mack is is a deity, revered as a god by rollercoaster enthusiasts. He is prayed too each day, and had hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:
Roland's love boats
Roland's love wagons
Roland's saucy love cups
Roland's love train
Roland's love bobs
Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (AKA Vekoma Madhouse rip-off)
Roland's tax returns
Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza
Roland's leiderhosen adventure
Roland's tache
Roland's happy hour
Roland's Merlin hotline
Roland's non-existent concept of modesty
Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.
