Mental Insecurity

Mental Insecurity is a condition affecting young children after experiencing Berry Bish Bash. Mental Insecurity is also known as Mental Scarring, and is not dissimliar to shell shock.

How It Can Be Sustained

• By being bludgeoned by older children's balls in the Berry Bish Bash.

• By being bullied into being a target for other children.

• By not being collected by parent when screaming for help.

• By getting lost in the midst of the battle zone.

• General bad experiences in the ball shooting nightmare that is Berry Bish Bash.

Symptoms

• Constant need for attention and fuss (often caused by not being colleced).

• Extreme phobia of foam balls or farmyards.

• Refusing to take part in anything involving other children.

• Severe depression and manic nightmares involving brightly coloured balls.

Cures

There two known cures:

• To bottle your fears inside for as long as possible, before a breakdown.

• To evolve into bully, and return to the Berry Bish Bash, and belittle other children in the same way.