Flamingo Land

Flamingo Land is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death.

Rides and Attractions

Rollercoasters

• Not the real Corkscrew - A cheap way for Alton Towers fans to regain that feeling.

• Kumali - A yellow monstrosity ruining the countryside views, and was once struck by lightning.

• Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.

• Velocity - Like Rita, but on a bike, and not as good.

Thrill Rides

• Cliff-Hanger- Lighthouse themed drop tower, that makes Alton Towers very jealous.

• Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.

• Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'.

Water Rides

• Lost River Ride - Themed as an African Boat Journey, yet somhehow in the middle of North Yorkshire.

• Splash Battle - Do not be surprised by the tame appearance. You get wet. Very wet.