TST Chat
Chat is another page on TowersTimes for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in Canned Laughter as well as Tumbleweed, both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.
It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a large small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.
TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: Splat, Where's Waldey? and VAN, the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.
TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.
Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or Mack will cease to exist? Will John Wardley be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps Thorpe Park will be loved and admired by all?
Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!
In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with TowersTimes members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the GeNeDo Diagram, which sums up the demographic of members.
Moderation
TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being John Wardley in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the ban stick - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.
Epic Quotez
[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed
[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today
Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!
[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt nemesis fall of its track ?
[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.
[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant
[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?
[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?
[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!
[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining TT Chat"
[21:05] Dorsia left the chat room.
[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia
[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit
[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.
[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.
[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P
[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.
[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.
[23:34] <zs_chris> it*
[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job
[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week
[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.
[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That Th13teen was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
- To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"
[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours
[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed
[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."
[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe
[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one
[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed
[01:45] * Joely ears prick up
[01:45] <Ogoid> lol
[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww
[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty
[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something
[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp
[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P
[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.
[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!
[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!
[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!
[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!
[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.
[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?
[19:10] <Chris_> yesh
[19:10] <Islander> kthnx
[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????
[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!
[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!
[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!
[19:11] <Chris_> yays
[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_
[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)
[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride
[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:
[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm
[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.
[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website
[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.
[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...
[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D
[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P
[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?
[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?
[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel
[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch
[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)
[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!
[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)
[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n
[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o
[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh
[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)
[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back
[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...
[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl fail
[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face
[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley
[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs
[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs
[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>
[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.
[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read
[21:47] <Aly> !bumme
[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly
[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!
[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly
[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....
[21:47] <Aly> :P
[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)
[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy
[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse
[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt
[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!
[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)
[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(
[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt
[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!
[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!
[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt
[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(
[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!
[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)
[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3
[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW
[19:32] <Aly> POOF
[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!
[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P
