TST Chat
Chat is another page on TowersTimes for members and guests to interact through the use of internet instant messaging, used for these sole purposes: Chat, slam, annoy, tease and posting random rubbish. The chatroom is a regular buyer in Canned Laughter as well as Tumbleweed, both being part of the regular Chat routine if particular members are being failures at jokes or the room is just too quiet.
It was installed in the 1800s after the moderators and administrators of the TTF found that a large small proportion of members couldn't be bothered out of laziness to actually post IN the forums themselves. This included some of the moderators and administrators too.
TTF Chat is admittedly responsible for the jokes: Splat, Where's Waldey? and VAN, the latter of which was caused by a certain drunken Admin. There are more jokes around but these are the only ones bothered enough to appear so far.
TTF Chat ranges, when you appear in the room, between mere childishness and absolute immaturity and very rarely hitting the serious. Although when it comes to that level, some member has to say something very immature to bring back Chat into its normal levels.
Who knows what'll happen if there is a serious Chat session for more than a hour, maybe the world will spontaenously combust? Or Mack will cease to exist? Will John Wardley be turned into a lady and spend more time fussing over what shoes to wear on-park? Or perhaps Thorpe Park will be loved and admired by all?
Oh... the horrible possibilities are endless! Oh the humanity!
In order to be more 'savvy' and understandable with TowersTimes members who stay within the realms of Chat and speak utter things you wouldn't understand, then please direct yourself to the GeNeDo Diagram, which sums up the demographic of members.
Moderation
TT Chat is overlooked by one, or several admins, who seem to permanently live there, and one or more bots - the most recent being John Wardley in robot form. Chat can get quite lively on a Friday or Saturday night so the ban stick - whilst an uncommon sight - does come out from time to time to provide some anal probing.
Special Events
Every now and then TTF Chat will be graced by special events. A common, and highly popular one is radio, which may rear its head at any given time to provide chat with a bit of ambient music. To spot upcoming events like radio simply watch for the banner at the top of the forums.
Epic Quotez
[01:42] <Joelio> i'm a bit of a nob
[22:47] Diogo: after a hard days riding you need a proper bed
[22:14] DannyJ: had swim in my mates poo today
Kamfira: I can go to very far lengths!
[22:37] * Vezza gets on her knees
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_III> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> lets see how this works out
[01:16] <Joel_III> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_I> me and my?
[01:16] <Joel_II> me and my?
[01:30] <DannyJ> why doesnt nemesis fall of its track ?
[09:45] <Joel> It's all foookin Bill's fault.
[22:25] <Rowe> Seriously, no female will want Joelio-repellant
[23:44] <DannyJ> can i bee the lanky suport slaper ?
[21:52] Rowe: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
[21:53] michael: Why Rowe?
[21:53] Rowe: Joelio's in the roooooooooooooooooooom!
[21:53] Mitch: Well... there's round 2 of "Strangest things to hear on joining TT Chat"
[21:05] Dorsia left the chat room.
[21:05] Joelio: Hey Dorsia
[21:05] Joelio: Oh shit
[21:05] Air_Dan: SHE JUST LEFT KNOBHEAD.
[21:05] Air_Dan: That is all.
[23:41] Craig: half price virgin ftw :P
[23:34] <zs_chris> you obviously do not understand the complications of the aviation industry.
[23:34] <zs_chris> I could be a vital part of my job.
[23:34] <zs_chris> it*
[23:35] <Joelio> Lol, I think you're the most vital part of your job
[23:38] * Ogoid|drunk|cooking|NOM is scared by the quantity of tequila and Vodka he has consumed in the past week
[23:58] <Noraa> this chaT HAS TURNED INTO A ZYLOS/KHLORY FLIRTING SESH WITH JOELIO TRYING TO JOIN IN - THREESOMEEEEEEEEEE AND DANNYJ TALKING ABOUT RANDOM SHITE.
[00:36] <Aly> "Oh wardley wardley, how was I supposed to know. That Th13teen was a kids ride. Someone from the marketing team told me. It was was a thril seekers ride wardley, thats why I marketed it so" *
- To the tune of "Hit my baby one more time"
[23:49] <Rowe> I could go at it in bed for hours
[00:28] <Rowe> Glomping me will only prolong your time in bed
[00:21] * Sasquatch DOESN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
[21:41] <Rowe> "Chris is an amazing lover and nearly godlike at sex... oh and he was a good temp admin too."
[22:48] <Sasquatch> How's this for a topic: 101 things we love about Rowe
[23:23] <Parrybo> Rowe's cool... I want one
[01:44] <Parrybo> i might knock one off then go to bed
[01:45] * Joely ears prick up
[01:45] <Ogoid> lol
[01:45] <Parrybo> ewww
[01:45] <Parrybo> that made me feel dirty
[20:23] <Joely> Bet some PHP cunt made it like EST or something
[20:23] <Chris_> The function expects to be given a string containing a US English date format and will try to parse that format into a Unix timestamp
[20:24] <Aly> I love it when you two talk dirty :P
[20:08] <Joely> Condoms, lube and 3 cucumbers.
[21:24] <Sasquatch> Cheese you sexy beast!
[21:55] <Sasquatch> Aly, you sexy beast!
[21:53] <Noraa> oh, Aly_ WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BASTARDING CUNT!
[19:10] <Rowe> Just go for it!
[19:10] <Islander> Hmm.
[19:10] <Islander> Do you, Chris_, accept Rowe to be your (probably) unlawful wedded wife_?
[19:10] <Chris_> yesh
[19:10] <Islander> kthnx
[19:11] <Islander> Rowe, d'you take dis man to be da same???????????????
[19:11] <Rowe> Yeeeees!
[19:11] <Islander> Innit bruv!
[19:11] <Islander> I now pronownce youz husband_ and wife_!
[19:11] <Chris_> yays
[19:11] - Rowe changes nick to Rowe_
[19:11] <Islander> You may snog the bride :)
[19:11] * Chris_ snogz the bride
[19:11] <Islander> Please go here, and pretend your names are Joan and Dave:
[19:11] <Islander> http://webspace.webring.com/people/cu/um_3734/wedding.htm
[19:12] <Islander> Ensure sound is on.
[19:12] <Chris_> wow at that website
[19:12] * Rowe_ enjoys the snogz and wraps her arms around Chris_' neck.
[20:29] <Islander> We really need two chat rooms... a TTF chat room, and a clean version...
[22:57] <Vez> wow craig :D
[22:59] <Craig> yeah im done now :P
[23:02] <Craig> did someone hear?
[01:43] <Sasquatch> We can make love, yes?
[01:43] * BrettS passes chris a towel
[01:43] <DannyJ> ok Sasquatch
[18:48] <D4n> Evening Joely, Joelio & Rowe :)
[18:49] <Rowe_> Oh and you're not going to say hello to X, Jupiter or Shent? That's very thoughtful of you!
[18:50] <D4n> I'll say hello to Jupiter & Shent, I dislike X though, so think I shall ignore him. :)
[18:50] * X shifts eyes on D4n
[18:51] <D4n> ... wha... wha... :o
[20:54] <Rowe_> Ooof Chris_, this advantage of power is getting me hot tbh
[21:20] <D4n> Lucky? I'd love to get kicked out of this Hell hole ;)
[21:20] <Rowe_> Yet you always come back
[21:21] <D4n> That's... true...
[21:21] <Rowe_> Lawl fail
[21:21] * D4n 's argument falls flat on it's face
[20:06] * D4n was kicked by Wardley
[23:33] * Chris_ lieks boobs
[23:33] * Rowe_ has boobs
[00:29] <Chris_> Is it me, or is the text on chat kinda blurry this evening>
[00:29] <Rowe_> Just you, sweetie.
[00:29] <Chris_> I find it difficult to read
[21:47] <Aly> !bumme
[21:47] * Joel winks at Aly
[21:47] <Joel> I'm not that much of a tart, Aly - at least give it a few minutes!
[21:47] * Joel loads up the Travelodge website, and books a room near Aly
[21:47] * Joel packs the broom handle and KY Jelly, and sets out in his car....
[21:47] <Aly> :P
[21:47] <Joel> RUN Aly !! ;)
[23:52] * Ogoid wants pussy
[01:14] <Bote> But you'd have a water pipe up your arse
[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt
[19:10] <Diogo> Arrr!
[19:10] *** Jem8472 has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk)
[19:10] <Diogo> arrr :(
[19:10] *** Jem8472 has joined #tt
[19:11] <Diogo> Arrr!
[19:11] <Jem8472> Hello!
[19:11] *** Aly has joined #tt
[19:11] <Diogo> arrr :(
[22:19] <Chris_> I dont want to have sex with you aly!
[23:20] <Michael> I won't be on for the rest of the night! :)
[19:32] <Chris_> GLEE <3
[19:32] <Mike> 'Glee FTFW
[19:32] <Aly> POOF
[19:32] <Aly> EVEN BIGGER POOF!
[21:51] <Zamperlas_Bitch> (aka Michael) Let's be honest, D4n's a sexy beast. :P
[20:45] <Chris> omg my life sucks
[20:45] <Chris> I hate you all
[20:53] <Rowe> It's up to John to reveal what his editing weapon is, not me.
[23:12] <Michael> *' **I don't [/anal]
[23:14] <Islander> You don't anal? Huh?
[01:02] <MattH> i want lees babies tbh
[01:02] <Chris> I thought you were straight?
[01:02] <MattH> well, only when im sober
[22:32] <@Chris> I presume you and dave had the same issue? :P
[22:32] <Rowe> Yup.
[22:32] <Rowe> We just didn't know how to do it...
[19:42] <Bote> "Are you ready weeds? Start tumblin'!"
[19:42] <SasqWatch> ^ lol
[19:42] <Bote> These weeds are made for tumblin'. And that's just what they'll do.
[19:42] <Bote> One of these days these weeds are guna tumble all over you
[19:43] <Bote> ba da da da da da da
(Chris takes a look at Grindr)
[21:50] <Aly> why did you open it? :P
[21:51] * Ian knows Chris secretly bookmarked it
[21:51] * Aly pulls Chris out the closet :p
[21:51] <Chris> I wanted to see what their website was like!
[21:51] <Aly> full of gays? :P
[21:52] <Chris> its yellow ;)
[22:02] <Chris> This chat needs more boobs
[22:22] <Jordan> So... who's voting Ultimate then? :P
[22:22] <Chris> not me...
[22:22] <Jordan> Why not Chris?
[22:22] <Chris> Because I dont rate it
[22:23] <Chris> I find it painful, dangerous and poorly designed
[22:23] <Chris> it also has no theming :P
[22:23] <Jordan> :P
[22:23] <ILoveLWV> I find YOU painful, dangerous and poorly designed >_>
[20:29] Aly: nope, I'm a gay!
[20:30] Aly: its true. honest!
[20:30] • Aly bums Chris as proof
[20:30] Chris: :|
[20:30] Jordan: Tut tut! :P
[20:30] Rowie: Chris.
[20:31] Rowie: Invest in a chastity belt for Opening Meet.
[02:04] <Chris> Hey everyone, Joel is making me do work at 2am. Sympathy plox
[02:04] <Joel> !k Chris Get on with it.
[02:04] *** Chris has been kicked by X (Get on with it.)
[23:02] <Islander> I think Rowe just killed Dave.
[23:02] <Rowe> That was Dave's fault tbh.
[22:28] <Craig> aly wouldnt come out of his mother's vagina until a light up set of stairs were placed there and he was able to mince down with a feather boa on
[23:03] <DormiensDave> i'm 26, thats almost pension age in TTF
[23:04] <Aly> noo to colours :P
[23:04] <Ogoid> OI!
[23:04] <Aly> Pension Age?
[23:04] <DormiensDave> and if anyone tels Badger i said that i will kill them
[23:04] <Aly> You practically DEAD and BURIED to most TTF'ers
[21:01] <Jem8472> Hellllllo!
[21:01] <Squashwatch> How the fucking gypsy cunt are you?
[21:01] <zs_chris> shit, bugger, arsehole, piss, cock, fart.
[21:01] <Ogoid> Flange!
[21:27] <Ogiod> call that big?
[21:27] <Aly> well it is for the virgins ;)
[21:27] <Ogiod> I'm 8' mate ;)
[19:19] <Ian> I love joels cock.
[19:19] <Ian> end of.
[19:26] <Ian> Ooooh :P
[19:26] <Ian> I'll give you £20 to take me Michael ;)
[20:03] * Aly gags Ian!
[20:04] <Ian> Kinky ;)
[20:04] <Aly> whats kinky about gagging you Ian!: PO
[20:04] <Aly> Filthy Boy!
[20:04] <Ian> Maybe I'm into that sort of thing Aly
[20:04] <Aly> :O
[20:05] * Aly backs away slowly from Ian!
[20:05] <Aly> Whatever flots yer Bote
[20:30] <Joel> If it involves my arse, then yes :P
[22:46] * Benedique left the chat room. (Quit: takeaway timeeeeeeee)
[22:46] <Joelio> <pervy comment towards dom>
[22:36] <SAM93> And Aly... You can fuck me if you wish... Not too fussed tbh
[23:18] <Jem8472> ummmm cheese and biscuits FTW!
[23:18] <Magrathea> Since when has Rowe been "biscuits"? :P
[20:37] <Benedique> net split?
[20:37] <Sasquatch> Lamesplit!!
[20:37] <Magrathea> FROGSPLIT!
[20:37] <Michael> net split :D
[20:37] <Sasquatch> sad faaaaace!!
[20:54] <Chris> Disney, Disney, Disney. *faps*
[17:19] <@Ian> Hey Joel :D
[17:19] <~Joel> Hello!
[17:21] <@Ian> So what's shakin' then?
[17:22] * ~Joel thinks about this one
[17:22] <~Joel> Japan?
[23:04] <Aly> gets me WELL horny ;)
[23:04] <Joel> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[21:20] * Chris also gives aly one...
[21:20] <Chris> Aly <3
[20:51] * Joel wants to see Chris hunt the prey, Hollie, down in a true Scouse fashion
[20:52] * Chris turns on the legendary scouse/wilsy charm
[00:10] <Joelio> Ellie: Have you ever propped up your bedsheets with your c**k to read a book at night?
[21:14] <nickdaegg> But I don't want to leave my car in the Vane car park if it means that someone's going to fervently rub their crotch on it
[23:15] <Chris> #and the world spins round and round
[23:15] <Chris> *earth
[23:15] <Ian> :P
[23:15] <Chris> actually Ive forgot the words
[01:46] * Bear grabs Dar and shakes his * violently
[01:46] <Bear> ...
[01:46] <Bear> ...
[01:47] <Bear> *Hand
[01:47] <Dar> :O
[01:47] <Dar> There was a moment that I panicked tbh!
[21:33:38] <Benedique> Guys who can sing and play instruments capture my heart instantly
[21:33:50] Craig can play an epic triangle
[21:28] <Dar> Jesus 'Chris't, it wasn't a pun. Frankly I'm s'Martin'g from the 'Dar't of meanness that you shot towards me. It's un'Bear'able.
[21:22] <D4n> There's also something catchy about - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy6e8qM9U4 ;)
[21:23] <Dar> There's something catchy about the clap.
[21:23] <Dar> Moral: Not all catchy things are good
[19:04] <Magrathea> You can spot my crotch at some points but that's about it.
[19:05] <D4n> Ooooh... yipee!
[19:05] <Magrathea> Sex sells.
[19:07] <D4n> Indeed. I'm enjoying viewing your crotch so much that I only have one hand free to write this comment. ;)
[19:07] Magrathea runs. Far far away.
[19:09] <D4n> Although... working on the "sex sells" basis... surely Rowe should have been scripted to say "I'm weeeet" rather than "I'm soaaaaaaked"... yar?
[19:10] <Magrathea> She does later say "I'm wet on camera.."
[19:10] <D4n> Niiice. :P
[02:06] * MattH remembers... Fleety is only a friend, and will stay that way, but she IS HAWT!
[21:57] <Ogoid> basicly, TTF's just one big gang bang, isnt it?
[21:35] <D4n> I wouldn't recommend riding Joelio tbh.
[22:36] <@Crofty> take your boobs with you please. xx
[22:36] <Ellie> i will :)
[22:36] Ellie has quit (Quit: www.towerstimesforum.co.uk).
[22:36] <Joelio> Lol
[22:37] <Joelio> Her Norks are Corkers tbh
[22:37] <Joelio> :)
[02:44] <Ogoid> its not a 90s dance tune without the following : 1) random keyboard middle 8 that bears no relation the the rest of the song, and 2) a video filmed at a fun fair! :P
[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Raggghhhh
[19:03] <Joel|DotCom> Time to give arms a work out
[02:22:57] Joelio slips a shit out, like an artilery piece would eject a shell.
[02:23:10] <@Craig> how errr lovely
[02:23:21] <Joelio> :P
[02:23:34] <Joelio> Its very romantic Craig, tbh.
[02:23:38] <@Craig> im sure it is
[02:24:45] <Joelio> I won't oversell it tbh, its just shit slipping out of a shaft like a bob skeleton sportsman would slip and slide around a luge track.
[23:20] <James> Argh! I just creamed so loudly.
[23:20] <James> :O
[23:20] <James> *screamed
[23:20] <Rowe> LOL
[23:20] <James> SCREAMED.
[22:56] <Magrathea> That's MY crotch being violated!
[22:13:37] <Joelio> No idea Mike, i'm sat at home bollock naked, wanking like a monkey
[22:56:14] Rowe has quit (Quit: *Disappears in a flash of purple smoke, complete with lightning sound effects, the flutter of bats and Dave's evil laughter in the background.).
[20:50] <Jordan> SamWan, are you the woman in the relationship then? :P
[20:50] <SamWan> Nope....
[20:50] <Sam> I can't imagine Sam being a top
[20:50] <Sam> No offence...
[20:51] <SamWan> Stfu Sam
[20:51] <SamWan> I can be a top all I like!!!
[20:51] <Sam> Lol actually I guess you have to be top with R Tuggers
[20:51] <Jared> Wait, explain the term "Top" for me in this sense?
[20:52] <Sam> If it was the other way round you'd be all "...is it in yet? I can't feel it..."
[10:48] <Mike> .....basically thats how wet TTF trolls get when they come into contact with me ;) :P
[10:48] <D4n> You realise how dirty that sounds, right? :P
[10:49] <Mike> thankfully, not many people are here to see it :P
[10:49] <D4n> Wiki tbh.
[10:49] <Mike> You wouldnt dare xD
[00:46] *** Rowe quit (Quit: *Sets off two massive glitter cannons, a group of rainbow gels with a drumroll and exits promptly via trap door* Didn't want to make a big deal out of leaving, bye all!)
[02:40] <JohnWan> Sam, I think you're BARKING up the wrong tree
[02:41] <JohnWan> Sam, you're making a PAW effort at a comeback.
[02:42] <Joelio> John, you're being un-FUR
[02:42] <Ogoid> I'm sure you will COLLAR yourself a man soon enough Sam ;)
[02:42] <Chris> this is turning into an interesting TAIL
[02:42] <JohnWan> Just don't LEAD anyone on.
[02:43] <Aly> I'm sure Sam will VET the new men accordingly ;)
[02:44] <Aly> perhaps Sam wants 101 dominations?
[02:45] <Jordan> Aly, I think Sam wants to give you a good HOUNDing ;-)
[02:46] <Joelio> Lets put a HALTER on Johns shit puns.
[02:46] <Benedique> Can we all stop SNIFFING around the issue here please.
[02:49] <Jordan> Go FETCH the wiki page someone
[21:12] <Ogoid> Urgh, why do young teen girls have to SCREAM so much???
[04:29] <Joelio> for my half 4 wank Craig, it'll be YOU today, not dom
[23:29:36] <~Joel> "Location of vehicle: ___ LOWER BITTEL RESEVOIR (in the water) ___"
[23:30:35] <~Joel> "Sketch the accident: ~~~~~~~~[ Tesco.com ]D~~~~~~~~
[23:30:43] <~Joel> ~ = water
[00:53] <Craig> stu wouldn't know subtlety if it came up and anally raped him
[20:15:38] <Martin> "Look at those boobs" "Forget those, look at Nemie's new wheels!"
[20:15:44] <Magrathea> ^this
[20:15:57] <Magrathea> Wheels <3
[20:15:58] Magrathea has quit (Quit: Magrathea).
[20:16:13] <@Chris> ^ he got too excited about the wheels
[02:04:00] <AdamJames> I'm as straight as a lamppost.
[02:04:05] <AdamJames> I think that just about covers it.
[02:04:13] <Dan77> what happeds if a car crashes in to it though?
[20:48] <Jared> Who wants to see Rowe's bum? Haha
[20:47] • Ogoid throws his head back and emits a dirty laugh
[20:48] <Joelio> Rowe's bum ftw
[23:47] <SAM93> Craig is fat and old!!!
[00:42:50] DannyJ cums ove the RR summer release
[00:43:11] <StevieHunter> has the CT out yet?
[00:43:43] <towersfreak> stop speaking in acronims
[00:44:48] <towersfreak> brb
[00:52] <Joelio> Dom doesn't know what she's let herself into
[00:52] <Dar> last two words are the wrong way round Joelio
[20:57:00] <Hello> FUCK THIS ALTON TOWERS IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT ON EARTH WHY ARE YOU SAD ENOUGH TO BE ON A FORUM ABOUT IT
[02:16] <Rowe> Sex music comes on.
[21:10] <Hark> Who got fingered?
[21:10] <Ian> Eww
[21:10] <Craig> oh god yeah!
[22:17] <DormiensDave> Is the Ellie in here big breasted small blond ellie or big breasted violent tall ellie?
