Apologist

Are you an APOLOGIST APOLOGIST?

An apologist is someone who defends something that they know is actually meh. The careful balance of TowersTimes is bound between Disney Apologists and Roland Apologists.

Also seen in the wild are the Subterrapologist and the rather-paradoxical Apologist Apologist. There is a single Charlie Apologist in the world, however it is rumoured that many more are still in hiding for fear of persecution.