Nick Varney's Wheel of Fortune

Varney's gaze extends far over Westminster and beyond

Nick Varney's Wheel of Fortune, also known as the Merlin Entertainments, Coca-Cola and EDF Energy London Eye starring British Airways is a large ferris wheel somewhere in the middle of London. It is easily noticed by the vast rays of wealth emitted from the centre of the wheel, rumoured to be cast into existence whenever Nick Varney thinks of how much money he has.

The Eye is responsible for the Great County Hall Attraction Relocation of 2013™. In a 2012 poll of passholders by That's HAWT Magazine, it was rated first for "attraction most quickly regretted after entering", owing to its long, boring ride cycle. When asked to comment, Varney replied "the more you see, the more you save".

In 2012, the true power source of the Wheel was discovered:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh1OPl-PSgI&list=UUktqkXKx80YE9eo-MMNubHA&index=3