John Wardley
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John Wardley is considered one of the most evangelical and holiest of The Gods Of Roller Coasters, and generally lords it up in the realm of the roller coaster religious faction and other gods. Generally speaking, it is considered by the followers of the faction that if the great John has not blessed the ride in some fashion, it is considered to be unworthy of enjoyment by the mere mortals of the faction.