Ban stick

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The ban stick, (or stick of doom as its nicknamed by those who receive the wrath of it) is a metaphorical (but sometimes real, and pulsating) stick that is used to ban people, quite simply.

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If a member of the adminzar team do caution that they are going to take out their ban stick, it is advisable that one remains quiet, ceases whatever action they were doing at the time (and also breathing), and backs away slowly. Continuation of threats should be taken seriously, and a recommendation to drop to your knees (although see exceptions below) and beg for forgiveness is advisable.

Exceptions

Exceptions to the rule are however that if Joel threatens to get out his ban stick, you locate the nearest wall as fast as humanly possible and keep your back to it at all times until the threat has passed and another victim has been selected.

Usage

When used, the member concerned finds themselves exiled from any contribution for whatever time period has been defined at the time of use. Simples. *squeek*.

Grandeur

The ceremonial ban stick is kept in a gold and rhodium diamond encrusted and french velvet lined case, which remains in a secret location within the TowersTimes Ivory Towers. It is now only used for ceremonial banning rituals, such as the banning of Henty.

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