Colossus

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Colossus, Thorpe Park's first real roller coaster set within the Lost City. Built in 2002 by Intamin, a company notable for creating unreliable,but good , intense rides, Colossus is the world's first money extraction coaster, and has been cleverly designed to remove all your spare change, body piercings and belly button fluff from your possession. It opened as the world's first rollercoaster in which the track goes upside down ten times. It has surprisingly never stalled with people on it.

colossus is a rough ride but is quite good,as it has really good inline twists.

B&M coasters are well known for their roar. Colossus, sadly, sounds like an oil drum filled with stones from Brighton Beach, placed in a shopping trolley with a missing wheel, and pushed down the cobbled hill from the old Hovis advert. Only less pleasing to the ear.

Fan Nicknames

  • Colossucks
  • Lolossus
  • For-The-Lossus

Chav Nicknames

  • Colossal
  • THE Colossus
  good names

COLOSSUS

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