Flamingo Land

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*Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.
 
*Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.
  
*Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'up North'.
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*Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'.
  
 
*Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.
 
*Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.

Revision as of 10:18, 28 November 2010

Flamingo Land is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death.

Thrill Rides

  • Kumali - A yellow monstrosity ruining the countryside views, and was once struck by lightning,
  • Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.
  • Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'oop North'.
  • Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.
  • Velocity - Like Rita, but on a bike, and not as good.

Water Rides

  • Splash Battle - Do not be surprised by the tame appearance. You get wet. Very wet.
  • Lost River Ride - Themed as an African Boat Journey, yet somhehow in the middle of North Yorkshire.
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