Flamingo Land

Flamingo Land is a theme park and zoo dumped in the middle of North Yorkshire. It is advised that the mentally able do not visit here on pain of death.

Thrill Rides

• Kumali - A yellow monstrosity ruining the countryside views.

• Mumbo Jumbo - Held the record of World's steepest drop, until people realised it was crap and a new, better ride was built in France.

• Sky Flyer - Possibly the most painful and poorly themed ride 'up North'.

• Flip Flop - Basic Insanity ride with every effort to get you cold, wet, and throughly pissed off.

• Velocity - Like Rita, but on a bike, and not as good.

• Corkscrew - A cheap way for Alton Towers fans to regain that feeling.