Manta
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| − | Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by B&M. She is widely known as the best [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] in the world. Manta is also the | + | Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by [[B and M|B&M]]. She is widely known as the best (flying) [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] in the <s>world</s> Florida. Manta is also the world's fishiest [[Roller_coaster|coaster]]. |
==Penis envy== | ==Penis envy== | ||
| − | Unfortunately Manta suffers from a huge amount of penis envy | + | Unfortunately Manta suffers from a huge amount of penis envy towards the mighty Tatsu. Tatsu is bigger, has more inversions, is faster, with a sexier colour scheme, better landscaping and has the world's biggest pretzel loop. Metaphorically, this gives Tatsu a 9-inch whopper which Manta sneaks longing glances at in the gym changing rooms. Despite all of this, Manta is still regarded as the best <s>flying</s> fish themed [[Roller_coaster|coaster]] in Seaworld. |
[[Category: Roller Coaster]] | [[Category: Roller Coaster]] | ||
Revision as of 14:10, 13 August 2010
Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by B&M. She is widely known as the best (flying) roller coaster in the world Florida. Manta is also the world's fishiest coaster.
Penis envy
Unfortunately Manta suffers from a huge amount of penis envy towards the mighty Tatsu. Tatsu is bigger, has more inversions, is faster, with a sexier colour scheme, better landscaping and has the world's biggest pretzel loop. Metaphorically, this gives Tatsu a 9-inch whopper which Manta sneaks longing glances at in the gym changing rooms. Despite all of this, Manta is still regarded as the best flying fish themed coaster in Seaworld.
