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Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by [[B and M|B&M]]. She is widely known as the best (flying) [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] in the <s>world</s> Florida. Manta is also the world's fishiest [[Roller_coaster|coaster]].
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Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by [[B and M|B&M]]. She is widely known as the best (flying) [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] in <s>the world</s> Florida. Manta is also the world's fishiest [[Roller_coaster|coaster]].
  
 
==Penis envy==
 
==Penis envy==

Latest revision as of 07:06, 12 October 2010

Manta is a Flying Coaster manufactured by B&M. She is widely known as the best (flying) roller coaster in the world Florida. Manta is also the world's fishiest coaster.

[edit] Penis envy

Unfortunately Manta suffers from a huge amount of penis envy towards the mighty Tatsu. Tatsu is bigger, has more inversions, is faster, with a sexier colour scheme, better landscaping and has the world's biggest pretzel loop. Metaphorically, this gives Tatsu a 9-inch whopper which Manta sneaks longing glances at in the gym changing rooms. Despite all of this, Manta is still regarded as the best flying fish themed coaster in Seaworld.