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''This is about the Marketing Department at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]]''
 
 
== Marketing Department ==
 
 
 
The internal department at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] who make outlandish claims and lies to help fill newspapers and upset forums. They are regarded as noob stimuli, for the many rumours they send to the masses and helping [[Noobs|noobs]] on forums become confused and quite seriously upset.  
 
The internal department at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] who make outlandish claims and lies to help fill newspapers and upset forums. They are regarded as noob stimuli, for the many rumours they send to the masses and helping [[Noobs|noobs]] on forums become confused and quite seriously upset.  
  
== Marketing Team ==
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=== Marketing Team ===
 
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The head of the Marketing Team is a mystery, some have hinted its a Wraith, others assume its Pirate Bill. No one knows for sure. Second in command is the bin emptier who looks like a particular Mod. The rest of the team can be any of the other staff on park who happen to walk past a phone when its ringing, or be hiding in the bushes or as ride theming.  
 
The head of the Marketing Team is a mystery, some have hinted its a Wraith, others assume its Pirate Bill. No one knows for sure. Second in command is the bin emptier who looks like a particular Mod. The rest of the team can be any of the other staff on park who happen to walk past a phone when its ringing, or be hiding in the bushes or as ride theming.  
  
 
It is particularly known that the marketing team are sometimes given the option of becoming a [[Ninja]].
 
It is particularly known that the marketing team are sometimes given the option of becoming a [[Ninja]].
  
== Infamous Marketing Claims ==
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=== Infamous Marketing Claims ===
 
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[[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] famous marketing claims are:
 
[[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] famous marketing claims are:
 
 
*[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] is "[[The_Ultimate|the ultimate]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]"
 
*[[Th13teen|Th13teen]] is "[[The_Ultimate|the ultimate]] [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]]"
 
*[[Haunted_Hollow|Haunted Hollow]] is an attraction
 
*[[Haunted_Hollow|Haunted Hollow]] is an attraction
 
*The Dung Heap gets guests visiting
 
*The Dung Heap gets guests visiting
  
Also see [[Merlin Entertainments Ltd]]
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===See also===
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[[Merlin Entertainments Ltd]]

Revision as of 13:00, 6 September 2010

The internal department at Alton Towers who make outlandish claims and lies to help fill newspapers and upset forums. They are regarded as noob stimuli, for the many rumours they send to the masses and helping noobs on forums become confused and quite seriously upset.

Marketing Team

The head of the Marketing Team is a mystery, some have hinted its a Wraith, others assume its Pirate Bill. No one knows for sure. Second in command is the bin emptier who looks like a particular Mod. The rest of the team can be any of the other staff on park who happen to walk past a phone when its ringing, or be hiding in the bushes or as ride theming.

It is particularly known that the marketing team are sometimes given the option of becoming a Ninja.

Infamous Marketing Claims

Alton Towers famous marketing claims are:

See also

Merlin Entertainments Ltd

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