Marketing Department

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MARKETING DEPARTMENT The internal department at alton towers who make outlandish claims and lies to help fill newspapers and upset forums.

MARKETING TEAM The head of the Marketing Team is a mystery, some have hinted its a Wraith, others assume its Pirate Bill. No one knows for sure. Second in command is the bin emptier who looks like crofty. The rest of the team can be any of the other staff on park who happen to walk past a phone when its ringing.

MARKETING CLAIMS Alton Towers famous marketing claims are: Th13teen is the ultimate roller coaster Haunted Hollow is an attraction The Dung Heap gets guests visiting

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