Old MacDonald's Farm

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Riverbank Eye Spy.

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With a static sheep here and a fat ass duck there. Here a moo. There a cock-a-doodle-doo. Everywhere a annoying voiceover.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Ribena Berry Bish Bash.

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With a OUCH over here and a OOOW MY EYE over there. Here a WAAA. There a WAAAAAA. Everywhere a I want my mummy!.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Doodle Doo Derby.

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With a annoying child here and a more annoying child over there. Here a QUAQUAQUACKQUAQUACK. There a MOMOMOMOOOOMOOO. Everywhere a 5 year old is crying.

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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Old MacDonald had a farm.

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And on that farm he had a Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride.

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With a BEEP BEEP here and a BEEP BEEP there. Here a BEEP. There a BEEP. Everywhere a BEEP-ing BEEP!

Old MacDonald had a farm.

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