Roland Mack

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Roland Mack is is a deity, revered as a god by rollercoaster enthusiasts. He is prayed too each day, and had hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:

Mmmmmm...tastes like win

Roland's love boats
Roland's love wagons
Roland's saucy love cups
Roland's love train
Roland's love bobs
Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (a Vekoma Madhouse rip-off)
Roland's tax returns
Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza
Roland's leiderhosen adventure
Roland's tache
Roland's happy hour
Roland's Merlin hotline
Roland's non-existent concept of modesty
Roland's Blue Frier (Europa's ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)
Roland's Hollywood monumental movie
Roland's Merkel Madness!
Roland's big baps
Roland Mack's Goblet of Fire
Roland's Frankfurt forest

Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.

See Europa Park

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