TST Autos

Due to the surprisingly high number of theme park industry figureheads choosing to sell their cars second-hand recently, TowersTimes have decided to open their own used-car exchange. Since then, we have been inundated with hundreds of adverts from members looking to 'trade up' their theme park transportation vehicles. We've had to pick a select few to show here.

Mercedes for Sale

• Registration: F442 YAX
• Price: £750
• Contact: J Wardley, Barry Island

Look at this car! WOW!

Note from ed: This vehicle appears to have been caught speeding on the M25. May want to keep this in mind before purchasing.

Nearly-new Machine

• Registration: W4 T3R
• Price: £435
• Contact: A Thompson, Blackpool

Please note that the carpets may need cleaning. Free furry dice included. Pickup only.

The ULTIMATE Used-Car

• Registration: UL11 MTE
• Price: £199
• Contact: M Angove, Trafford, Manchester

This is every used-car you've ever dreamed of all rolled into one. Teenage racers would love the extreme thrill of driving this car.

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Love-mobile

• Registration: MA CK 123
• Price: €780
• Contact: R Mack, Rust, Germany

Ideal for speeding around German theme parks. Some say it has a force of attraction to women nearby...