The Smiler
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Aside from these issues, the ride was fairly well received (aside from the vast amounts of concrete earning it the nickname of 'Concrete: The Ride)and many people were saying that it was better than Nemesis. Nope.jpeg. | Aside from these issues, the ride was fairly well received (aside from the vast amounts of concrete earning it the nickname of 'Concrete: The Ride)and many people were saying that it was better than Nemesis. Nope.jpeg. | ||
| − | The Smiler does a lot of loop-de-loops as well making it the best ride eva! Well, the second best after TH13TEEN of course. | + | The Smiler does a lot of loop-de-loops as well making it the best ride eva! Well, the second best after TH13TEEN of course. The washing machine only gets turned on for members of that other forum and spin_doctor and it's meant to be pretty darn fun. Pity that we all can't try it out! |
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Revision as of 12:49, 13 August 2013
The Smiler (previously known as Secret Weapon 7 and commonly abbreviated to SW7) will be the latest in the long line of over-hyped coasters at Alton Towers, designed by the Marketing Department. Contrary to previous rumours, the ride did not turn out to be the world's first stand-up wooden babycoaster, including a FREE stay-down breakfast. The Smiler might open sometime in 2013, however delays are being strategically planned so that the ride can indeed be opened as new for 2014.
The rollercoaster will be manufactured by Pinfari Gerstlauer (following Vekoma being deemed as too expensive), and feature 8 14 inversions, hence the rumoured name, FOU13TEEN. You will have to sign a form declaring that you are not a chav in order to be allowed to ride; all chavs (along with trolls, noobs, and people who don't write Hex - The Legend of the Towers out in full) will be sent to Rita instead, to ride her like the whore she is.
In addition to this, additional rumours arose on the Alton Towers Facebook page that SW7 will be named "THE FLYING KINKONATOR" will be built over Hex in a few years.
The ride will be themed on Stephen King's IT, specifically Pennywise the Dancing Clown. Staff will sell Fasttracks while in costume and character of Pennywise, IE) "don'tcha wanna Fastrack? Don'tcha wannit? Don'tcha WANNIT!?, DON'TCHA WANNIT!!??" but they will not be permitted to bare fangs until the Scarefest fortnight.
The ride opened in March... Erm, April... Okay, mid-May. Oh fine, it opened on the final day of May. Then it broke down some more due to the vast amount stickers in the queue. A bolt also fell from the ride once and apparently it hit someone. That was a load of nonsense you blithering idiots.
Aside from these issues, the ride was fairly well received (aside from the vast amounts of concrete earning it the nickname of 'Concrete: The Ride)and many people were saying that it was better than Nemesis. Nope.jpeg.
The Smiler does a lot of loop-de-loops as well making it the best ride eva! Well, the second best after TH13TEEN of course. The washing machine only gets turned on for members of that other forum and spin_doctor and it's meant to be pretty darn fun. Pity that we all can't try it out!
