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| − | '''Secret Weapon 7''' (commonly abbreviated to ''' | + | '''Secret Weapon 7''' (commonly abbreviated to '''<nowiki>SW7</nowiki>''') will be the latest in the long line of over-hyped coasters at [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]], designed by the [[Marketing Department]]. Whilst there is no confirmation as to what it will be yet, the ride is rumoured to be the world's first stand-up wooden babycoaster, including a FREE stay-down breakfast.<nowiki> SW7</nowiki> will open in 2013 if they can be arsed to get done on time. |
| − | The [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] will be manufactured by [[Pinfari|Pinfari]], and feature 8 inversions, hence the rumoured name, E8g8t. You will have to sign a form declaring that you are not a [[Chav|chav]] in order to be allowed to ride; all chavs (along with [[Trolls|trolls]], [[Noobs|noobs]], and people | + | The [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] will be manufactured by [[Pinfari|Pinfari]], and feature 8 inversions, hence the rumoured name, E8g8t. You will have to sign a form declaring that you are not a [[Chav|chav]] in order to be allowed to ride; all chavs (along with [[Trolls|trolls]], [[Noobs|noobs]], and people who don't write [[Hex - The Legend of the Towers]] out in full) will be sent to [[Rita|Rita]] instead, to ride her like the whore she is. |
| − | In addition to this, rumours arose on [[ | + | In addition to this, additional rumours arose on the <nowiki>Alton Towers</nowiki> [[Faffbook|Facebook]] page that <nowiki>SW7</nowiki> will be named "THE FLYING KINKONATOR" will be built over <nowiki>Hex</nowiki> in a few years. |
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Revision as of 18:47, 11 November 2010
Secret Weapon 7 (commonly abbreviated to SW7) will be the latest in the long line of over-hyped coasters at Alton Towers, designed by the Marketing Department. Whilst there is no confirmation as to what it will be yet, the ride is rumoured to be the world's first stand-up wooden babycoaster, including a FREE stay-down breakfast. SW7 will open in 2013 if they can be arsed to get done on time.
The rollercoaster will be manufactured by Pinfari, and feature 8 inversions, hence the rumoured name, E8g8t. You will have to sign a form declaring that you are not a chav in order to be allowed to ride; all chavs (along with trolls, noobs, and people who don't write Hex - The Legend of the Towers out in full) will be sent to Rita instead, to ride her like the whore she is.
In addition to this, additional rumours arose on the Alton Towers Facebook page that SW7 will be named "THE FLYING KINKONATOR" will be built over Hex in a few years.
APPARANTLY.
