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'''''There's Something in the Dungheap''''' (also known as '''There's Summat in t'Dun'eap''' or simply '''Crap''') was a large converted sewage plant, around the back of [[Alton Towers]] somewhere. Any [[Lost|lost]] children who stumble across the attraction were invited to play on the available attractions.

==== History ====

''The Dungheap'' was one of Alton Towers' longest planned attractions. Development started when the [[Alton_Towers|Alton Towers]] Hotel opened, and continued with the later Splash Landings Hotel. All the toilet waste from the hotels was stored in preparation of the poopile. A cleaner was employed to single-handedly collect all the poo, removing any wet or mishapen pieces, and slap it all next to [[Riverbank Eye Spy]] to create the main ''Dungheap'' feature.

The attraction was triumphantly opened to the public in 2007, marketed as: "Every toilet you've ever dreamed of in one." Some bits of wood, tarmac and plastic were installed to keep visitors entertained.

==== Attractions ====

*''Dungheap'' - Within the actual poopile was a projector which displays images of naked women every ten minutes and naked men on the hour - it's a family resort you know. Also doubled as a communal toilet.
*''Queueline: The Ride'' - Beyond the main poopile was the back end of the Rita queueline. After being disused for several years, the cattle pen was re-opened as an new attraction (supposedly a maze).
*''Bog'' - An actual bog with a zip wire suspended above it. Caution: children dropped in the bog cannot be collected until the end of the day.
*''Tarmac'' - All children love it.
*''Bins'' - Somewhere to throw your waste (except human waste, this can simply be added to the poopile).

[[Category: Attraction]]
[[Category:Alton Towers]]