Warwick Castle
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Warwick Castle... The Ultimate Castle. Every castle you ever dreamed of, all rolled into one.
Warwick Castle is proud to announce a ban on tissues, Mars Bars, ankle bracelets, knock-knock jokes, curly hair, the word 'lamp', avacados, Estonian people and the emotion of melancholy.
In other news, Warwick Castle's Dungeon has been found to be so scary, that staff are having to personally wipe guests' sh***y bums as they leave.
(As written by Gloomy Dude, in the style of Morwenna)
- Note: When a trip to the castle is ruined by rain, explore castle for 5 minutes then relocate to the nearest pub.
Warwick train station is the famous birthplace of 'Haden Haden' circa 2006.
