Closed

A word often heard at THORPE PARK!1!, Mandyland and in the Dark Forest at Alton Towers, CLOSED is shouted whenever a ride or attraction is discovered to be unavailable.

On international meets CLOSED is often translated into the local language, though FERMÉ is occasionally used in the UK.

An alternative version of this meme would be "Iz closed!", after an unfortunate group of TowersStreet members booked a table at an à la carte restaurant at Port Aventura, to be told on arrival by a member of staff that it "Iz closed! Iz buffet!"