Faff is the enemy.
DO NOT give in to the faff!
Resist its evil, terrifying ways!
It will be the end of us all...
ALL OF US I TELL YOU!
Oh the humanity of meets, driven down by standing around, having conversations AND NOT RIDING ANYTHING!
A whole website is dedicated to Faff, view information about it here:Faffbook
Faff External Link Of Evidence That Faff Truly Exists Within This Link And Beyond The Internet... Link
More information on the theory of faff can be found in this Coasterforce article