Gerstache

Gerstache is a type of prolonged aches and pain caused by roughness ocurring in Gerstlauer roller coasters.

Symptoms

Whilst Gerstache can have a varying effect on the body, there are often several common symptoms:

• Headaches
• Dizziness
• Shoulder pains
• An urge to purchase items from a ride shop

Cause

The exact circumstances which cause Gerstache is disputed. The tight track profiling of ride elements, in conjunction with shorter-than-average ride trains, is widely credited as the root cause. However, some conspiracy theorists, dubbed Reclaimites, suggest the cause is solely from land subsidence when the coaster in question is built on reclaimed land from a lake. Leading doctors are divided.

Treatment

It is recommended that Gerstache sufferers are prescribed a triple dose of B&M roller coaster rides for the duration of the day.