Marauders Mayhem
Belongin' t' Mutiny Bay, Marauders Mayhem be a spinnin' tea cup ride that be ridiculously violent for a family ride. Then again you be in t' pirate themed area o' t' park, so nothin' thar will exactly be slow and pleasant.
Built in 1986 around t' same time as t' Runaway Mine Train and manufactured by Mack, it be almost guaranteed t' be rough but fun at t' same time. It be also one o' t' eldest rides on park so it's guaranteed t' be rough in that part too... that's what she said! Aha!
Sometimes, dependant on how smartly t' barrel be bein' spun, t' fun disappears and you're port clin'in' t' t' side o' t' barrel or t' t' person next t' you for t' next two minutes, screamin' for Ahoy! life as you feel like your throat's bein' forced from your neck area.
Rarely can a lily livered landlubber come off without feelin' ill or about t' collapse on t' ground!