Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride

Indeed Old MacDonald did have a farm. And like most farmers, Old MacDonald had a tractor. But with singing animals and pile of dung in his back garden, Old MacDonald was obviously rich enough to purchase several tractors, which he named with the likes of Puffy and friends.

Although, don't be fooled and lured onto hopping aboard this death trap. The ride is dominated by several small children who hop behind the wheel of the 10BHP tractors. The parents of the children, simply sit in the back encouraging their children to become an under age drink driver. Therefore except lots of crashes with the mysteriously placed metal wire that runs along the long 100 mile winding road throughout Mr MacDonald's farm.

At the end of each day, Old MacDonald (a certain marketing director dressed in a straw hat and holding a rake with facial hair) clears the road of all the bodies littered throughout the course and stashes them in a near by shed that can be seen on your 90 minute cruise on the Riverbank Eye Spy.

So if would like to take your children on a ride which does not encourage your children to become underage drink drivers, but at the same time, watch the death and destruction caused on the tractor course from 200ft in the sky, it is much safer to ride on Squirrel Nutty.