Shoutbox
It takes the member around six months after their date of registration to realise that the ShoutBox exists. After discovering it, many noobs mistake the box for a place of sensible discussion, usually about football. This is, as they will quickly learn, not the case. And on a very regular, annoying basis conversations are made within the ShoutBox that end up being incredibly specific between the people talking, thus kicking out anybody else from the ShoutBox.
Typically a Mod/Admin will come along and kick the posts out, leaving many a irate members who should really invest in using MSN or AIM, whatever the last one is.
Mildly Humorous Quotations
- DiogoJ42 » Hmmm... "Brain-Munching Space Worms" sounds like a good name for a band.
- Sat 17:01 MegaJib » There are more important things in existence than football.
- Mon 13:31 UnleashedLlama » Some thing in life will always remain a mystery to me: how travelling at near the speed of light would cause time travel; how to find lasting peace in the Middle East and how anyone can enjoy watching golf.
- Mon 21:25 Air Dan » "I want Joelio, I want him now" - Amanda
- Thu 18:11 electricBlll » Oh, yeah... Shoot me, Dan... Shoot me with your blaster... yeah... but... only when... the safety bar has... ...lowered...
- Fri 23:34 Islander » Lol, you're always so quick to visibly distance yourself from even the slightest sign of trouble, almost as if the other mods will sense blood and attack their own species @ Chris
- Tue 17:32 towersworker123 » Air Dan, you know the funny thing is.. I manual stimulation over rollercoastersss...
- Tue 20:36 electricBlll » I am printing out a Morwonga mask to compliment my John Wardley one, ready for the JWS music video! Emphasised pelvic thrusting outside Nemesis here I come!
- Sun 18:33 Sam » Gay sex is like Nemesis... the limitations mean you have to be more creative
- Sun 18:41 Sam » Gay sex is like Air... nothing is gonna happen until you assume the position
- Sun 18:38 Sam » Gay sex is like Oblivion... if it fails before you enter the deep hole then you're doing it wrong
- Wed 14:11 RajibSarahaji » Procrastination:The Ride is at Alton Towers? I do not think I know. Where can I ride this?
- Mon 12:27 D4n » I find some dogs very attractive, and wish to make love to a labroudor.
- Sat 14:38 ATJoseph » Really? Good now im okay no one will stalk me on TTF exeppt Diogioj42 he stalks everyone!! He He
- Blaze [10:39 pm]: Saying what I did before, I'm now half tempted to go to out in Liverpool in drag next time I have a night out.
- Josh [01:10 am]: Ellie, get off the shout box and get into my bed....
- Ellie [01:18 am]: No he isn't, unless he wants a blood red cock. /Disgusting
- Blaze [06:02 pm]: Why do we even have teachers anyway? What is this lefty 'education' crap? Time wasted that could be spent down t'pit.
- [12:20 am]: Poison Tom 96 bludgeons TheMan with a small baby
- Longy [04:10 pm]: Still can't fox my rideocunt... (N.B.: Longy was referring to Ridecount)
- DiogoJ42: 40,000 aardvarks on jetskis invading Easter Islam (N.B.: This was a mistyped 'Panda'll Paint It' suggestion - it should've read 'Easter Island')
- Kimberley: Feathers is silent but deadly. Like one of Danny's farts.
- DiogoJ42: Disclaimer: Slaphead is not responsible.for loss of innocence, ruined childhoods, or psychiatric bills.
- DiogoJ42: Jon, if you looked like that... I would be shafting every hole in your body. ...wait... o.O
Crowning Moment Of Awesome Quotations
- Sun 17:48 Chris » To Everyone: I have just got an email from Roland Mack. "TT, Even though I’m far away, I am thinking about you. I can’t wait to see you again. Love Roland."
This quotation is currently under debate, due to an Admin sending it to the team and it being possibly false. Still, it's awesome!