THAT woman
THAT woman is the sexiest employee to ever grace a fast-food floor. I mean, just think about her. Imagine KFC gravy dripping from each of her crevices. Oozing from the folds in her skin. Watching her spread it over every inch of her massive body so she's all slippy and lubed up. Just... imagine... KFC... gravy... dripping... from... her...... orifices.
Those poor unlucky souls who ventured into the KFC that day are now known as the Staffordshire Five. 30.4.2011. Lest we forget.
THAT woman support group
Do you go to sleep every night and hear THAT woman wheezing just standing up? A therapy group is currently being set up to mutually help and support people who was exposed to that woman. Hot cups of tea, councilors and CDs of relaxing whale song will be available. We're here to help. You don't have to suffer in silence.
