Wiki Whip
If the Wiki Whip is used against you, then there is little point in fighting back as, in the end, the Wiki Whip will always win! ALWAYS!
The Wiki Whip is a rare and powerful object that is used to enforce the rules of the Wiki and to ensure all articles upon the Wiki do their duty of amusement and intrigue. Only two are known to exist in this realm, belonging to the former Queen of the Wiki and the former Prince of the Wiki, and are said to hold magical properties of the upmost standard.
For example, the Prince's Whip is openly said rumoured to have the core of pheasant feather.
If an article is sited to have been touched by either Wiki Whip by either the former or new Royals, do not panic especially if you wrote anything upon that article...
Unless the article is so bad and unnecessary that the Team will need to use the Deletion Dagger, which is used to give terrible bad and unnecessary articles a slow and painful quick and painless trip to the afterlife. The Wiki Whip may also be used in accordance with the supreme Ban-Gavel, that the Team uses which needs no explanation if a particular User is breaking the holy rules of the realm.