Terrible Dark Ages Disease
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Terrible Dark Ages Disease is a condition which affects large corporate theme park organisations. Whilst similar in nature, it must not be confused with Car Park Syndrome, in which the effects are sustained over a much longer-term.
Symptoms
Early signs of the disease may include frequent ride breakdowns and irregular ride maintenance. Often, patients will show signs of strong denial, and may voice this denial publicly on a particular social networking site. If left untreated, more serious symptoms will start to occur, including:
- Interactive ride re-themes
- Use of intellectual properties and sponsorships
- Lack of new park developments
- Coasters (and zombies) purchased in bulk
- Removal of magical theme music
Treatment
The most common solution to this disease is through a corporate takeover.
