Von Roll
m (Reformatted slightly.) |
|||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers [[ | + | Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers [[Monofail]]s. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings: |
[[File:vonroll.jpg|200px|thumb|right|OM NOM NOM]] | [[File:vonroll.jpg|200px|thumb|right|OM NOM NOM]] | ||
| Line 8: | Line 8: | ||
'''- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.'''<br> | '''- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.'''<br> | ||
| − | His main [[ | + | His main [[Nemesis]] (lolololololol) is [[John Wardley]]. |
| − | + | === Rumours and Speculation === | |
| + | ==== Latest Von Roll Update ==== | ||
| + | [[File:Von_Roll.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Control Box Of Doom]] | ||
| + | Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agencies are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security. | ||
| − | + | ==== Von Roll Strikes Again! ==== | |
| + | Von Roll's latest evil attack on theme parks worldwide took place at Universal Studios: Island Of Adventure, Orlando on 1st January 2011, when part of Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls was caught on a <s>quite small</s> '''HUMONGOUS BLAZE OF NOT EXAGGERATED FIRE!''' The fire raged for about 30 minutes until firefighters brought it under control, the fire was out within one hour but still kicked back with a few '''HUMONGOUS BLAZING AND NOT EXAGGERATED ASHES!''' | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
Arson investigators are looking into what caused the fire but as of yet have not been able to determine the cause. | Arson investigators are looking into what caused the fire but as of yet have not been able to determine the cause. | ||
| − | The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings. Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack. | + | The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings, as revenge for Universal Studios for not purchasing a [[Monofail]] many years ago... Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack. |
But we can only wait and see what his next target is... | But we can only wait and see what his next target is... | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
[[Category: Manufacturer]] | [[Category: Manufacturer]] | ||
Revision as of 22:06, 3 January 2011
Von Roll is the most evil super-villain who has ever lived. He also manufacturers Monofails. Police have issued a photo to the right, and warned park-goers to be vigilant. Here is a list of sightings:
- He was spotted on June 14 1986 tampering with the wheel assemblies on the Mindbender.
- He has been spotted loitering around the Alton Towers Skyride stations with a box of matches.
- He's also been spotting hanging around Wicked Witches Haunt.
- He's been seen backstage winding up the whales at Seaworld Orlando.
His main Nemesis (lolololololol) is John Wardley.
Rumours and Speculation
Latest Von Roll Update
Recently there have been rumours going round on the internet that Von Roll is planning another evil act. The worlds intelligence agencies are working hard to try and uncover his latest evil plans. This photo is the only real evidence that has been found as to what Von Roll is up to. It is thought that many people have been sacked from their jobs as his henchmen for this breach in security.
Von Roll Strikes Again!
Von Roll's latest evil attack on theme parks worldwide took place at Universal Studios: Island Of Adventure, Orlando on 1st January 2011, when part of Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls was caught on a quite small HUMONGOUS BLAZE OF NOT EXAGGERATED FIRE! The fire raged for about 30 minutes until firefighters brought it under control, the fire was out within one hour but still kicked back with a few HUMONGOUS BLAZING AND NOT EXAGGERATED ASHES!
Arson investigators are looking into what caused the fire but as of yet have not been able to determine the cause.
The rumours on the internet are that Von Roll left a small scented candle burning in the roof of one of the ride buildings, as revenge for Universal Studios for not purchasing a Monofail many years ago... Only time will tell if Von Roll will be brought to justice for this latest attack.
But we can only wait and see what his next target is...
