Mandyland

Revision as of 20:47, 26 September 2011

The Phrase "Don't even go there" Comes to mind. See Fail

Also known as:

• Blackpool Pleasure Beach
• Pleasure Beach Blackpool
• Pleasure Beach Resort
• Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort
• Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool
• Blackpool Pleasure Beach Blackpool
• Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool

etc.

The park is famous for its range of SBNO (standing but not operating) attractions and its flammability.

Notable Rides

The park is home to over 125 25 rides and attractions fountains:

• PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest rollercoaster in Europe Blackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built.
• Intrusion - first suspended rollercoaster built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't.
• Valhalla - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff.
• Ice Blast - an observation tower
• Big Dipper - a dangerous wooden coaster
• Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster
• Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster
• Steeplechase - a dangerous steel coaster
• Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of Theatrical Brilliance.
• Bling - poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [1]
• Space Invader Removed, but the building is still there so it looks SBNO (similar to Black Hole)
• Noah's Ark
• Rollercoaster
• Trauma Towers
• Gold Mine

Song

Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach (Keep repeating forever)

On just this day I fell out of bed, And walked over to the Big Blue window and saw the curtains were dirty. So I marched downstairs and to the desk Decided to have a moan, but due to the queue, I was there all day.

And I:

Walked round the park, Cause the rides don't run. Saw Mandy T, Had a good moan. Broke Bling, Crashed the Dipper. It was beyond shocking, And Infusion stalled upside down.

Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach

The cries, The sighs, The tears, The fear, The hurt, The pain, The meh-dom ABYSMAL!

The cries, The sighs, The tears, The fear, The hurt, The pain, The meh-dom ABYSMAL!

The cries, The sighs, The tears, The fear, The hurt, The pain, The meh-dom ABYSMAL!

Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach Etc...

See Also

The woman who put Mandy in Mandyland, Amanda Thompson!