Flambo's Feast
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| − | Flambo's Feast is | + | Flambo's Feast is [[Splash Landings Hotel]]'s restaurant, infamous for the immediate appeal to [[Chav|Chavs]] and the overweight, where all the food is freshly picked from the local grocers, butchers, bakers and other regional food traders (Certainly not Asda) and chosen for its <s>junk</s> healthy appeal. The restaurant is an all you can eat buffet; sadly, some view this as more of a challenge than a status. Where else could you gorge yourelf whilst a lemur prances around in Staffordshire? |
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Latest revision as of 23:30, 27 February 2013
Flambo's Feast is Splash Landings Hotel's restaurant, infamous for the immediate appeal to Chavs and the overweight, where all the food is freshly picked from the local grocers, butchers, bakers and other regional food traders (Certainly not Asda) and chosen for its junk healthy appeal. The restaurant is an all you can eat buffet; sadly, some view this as more of a challenge than a status. Where else could you gorge yourelf whilst a lemur prances around in Staffordshire?
The restaurant itself is very nicely decorated to fit in with the 'Caribbean island somehow stuck within a Midlands hotel' theme but it is not ideal to enter for food purposes. Ever.
