Heave Ho!
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| − | Heave Ho was designed | + | Heave Ho! was designed t' make small sprogs and those vertically challenged sick, as well as a spinnin' device that acts as a signal t' [[Giant Squid|Monty]] on how many [[Chav|chavs]] have recently passed t' area. Not like [[Mutiny Bay]] already has a queasy ride t' t' starboard o' it, already, ahem, [[Marauders Mayhem]]. |
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| + | T' ride be basically a ship-shaped and themed Disk-O but on a smaller level, but as we all know, it's a Rockin' Tug. But that doesn't interest people, so it's called a inferior Disk-O instead. | ||
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| + | It be a regular place for TST durin' Scarefest when in costume, for each o' t' dressed up members t' make themselves either look hilarious, foolish or both at t' same time. It be well known at Scarefest, Heave Ho! be haunted by a 'Gay Ghost'. | ||
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| + | "It be also well known on a seasonal basbe that a rather famed ride op will shout "HEAVE!" and t' visitors (who may happen t' be from TST) will reply with "HO!", resultin' in t' ride op sayin' "Aaawh that's not nice!" | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:32, 27 February 2013
Heave Ho! was designed t' make small sprogs and those vertically challenged sick, as well as a spinnin' device that acts as a signal t' Monty on how many chavs have recently passed t' area. Not like Mutiny Bay already has a queasy ride t' t' starboard o' it, already, ahem, Marauders Mayhem.
T' ride be basically a ship-shaped and themed Disk-O but on a smaller level, but as we all know, it's a Rockin' Tug. But that doesn't interest people, so it's called a inferior Disk-O instead.
It be a regular place for TST durin' Scarefest when in costume, for each o' t' dressed up members t' make themselves either look hilarious, foolish or both at t' same time. It be well known at Scarefest, Heave Ho! be haunted by a 'Gay Ghost'.
"It be also well known on a seasonal basbe that a rather famed ride op will shout "HEAVE!" and t' visitors (who may happen t' be from TST) will reply with "HO!", resultin' in t' ride op sayin' "Aaawh that's not nice!"
