Giant Squid

Latest revision as of 22:43, 5 March 2013

Monty the Giant Squid inhabits a luxurious first class penthouse in the lake at Alton Towers, regularly entertaining for the children and then eating the chavs. He is a very kind and docile creature but also quite shy with the elder visitors, even though he is older than them by centuries.

Chilling in his bedroom. The light outside appears to be above water, but this is what light is actually like underwater.

[edit] Monty Facts

• His favourite show is Balamory and has recorded every episode twice.
• His favourite film is Atlantis: The Lost Empire, because his cousin Toodles wrecks the submarine.
• When he's not too busy eating chavs, Monty enjoys playing tennis and cooking.
• He doesn't like to admit that he witnessed both Skyride incidents.
• Can solve 500 Rubiks Cube in under a minute.