Roland Mack
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| − | Roland Mack is is a deity, revered as a | + | Roland [[Mack|Mack]] is is a deity, revered as a [[GOD|God]] by [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] enthusiasts. He is prayed to each day, and has hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories: |
[[File:roland.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mmmmmm...tastes like win]] | [[File:roland.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mmmmmm...tastes like win]] | ||
| − | '''Roland's love boats'''<br> | + | '''[[The Flume|Roland's love boats]]'''<br> |
'''Roland's love wagons'''<br> | '''Roland's love wagons'''<br> | ||
| − | '''Roland's saucy love cups'''<br> | + | '''[[Marauders Mayhem|Roland's saucy love cups]]'''<br> |
| − | '''Roland's love train'''<br> | + | '''[[Runaway Mine Train|Roland's love train]]'''<br> |
'''Roland's love bobs'''<br> | '''Roland's love bobs'''<br> | ||
| − | '''Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (a Vekoma | + | '''Roland [[Mack|Mack]] and his Chamber of Secrets (a [[Vekoma]] [[Mad House]] rip-off)'''<br> |
'''Roland's tax returns'''<br> | '''Roland's tax returns'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza'''<br> | '''Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza'''<br> | ||
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'''Roland's Merlin hotline'''<br> | '''Roland's Merlin hotline'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's non-existent concept of modesty'''<br> | '''Roland's non-existent concept of modesty'''<br> | ||
| − | '''Roland's Blue Frier (Europa's ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)'''<br> | + | '''Roland's Blue Frier ([[Europa Park|Europa's]] ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)'''<br> |
'''Roland's Hollywood monumental movie'''<br> | '''Roland's Hollywood monumental movie'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's Merkel Madness!'''<br> | '''Roland's Merkel Madness!'''<br> | ||
'''Roland's big baps'''<br> | '''Roland's big baps'''<br> | ||
| − | '''Roland Mack's Goblet of Fire'''<br> | + | '''Roland [[Mack|Mack]]'s Goblet of Fire'''<br> |
'''Roland's Frankfurt forest'''<br> | '''Roland's Frankfurt forest'''<br> | ||
| + | '''[[Terror Tomb|Roland's Love Affair]]'''<br> | ||
| + | '''[[Terror Tomb|Roland's Bastard Love Child]]'''<br> | ||
| + | '''Roland's Vank Bank'''<br> | ||
Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts. | Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts. | ||
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| + | == I Love Roland! == | ||
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| + | When riding a [[Mack|Mack]] ride on a TST meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for Roland - the man who makes people smile. | ||
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| + | As of 2012, Roland is officially the King Of Fun, according to the Ice Show at Europa Park. | ||
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| + | == See also == | ||
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| + | * [[Europa-Park]] | ||
| + | * [[Blank Cheque for Roland]] | ||
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| + | [[Category: Meet Memes]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Europa-Park]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:28, 13 April 2017
Roland Mack is is a deity, revered as a God by rollercoaster enthusiasts. He is prayed to each day, and has hundreds of monuments to his greatness around the world. These are ridden by thousands every day, simply as a mark of respect to the great man. These come in a few main categories:
Roland's love boats
Roland's love wagons
Roland's saucy love cups
Roland's love train
Roland's love bobs
Roland Mack and his Chamber of Secrets (a Vekoma Mad House rip-off)
Roland's tax returns
Roland's big Bratwurst bonanza
Roland's leiderhosen adventure
Roland's tache
Roland's happy hour
Roland's Merlin hotline
Roland's non-existent concept of modesty
Roland's Blue Frier (Europa's ALL NEW fish'n'chip shop)
Roland's Hollywood monumental movie
Roland's Merkel Madness!
Roland's big baps
Roland Mack's Goblet of Fire
Roland's Frankfurt forest
Roland's Love Affair
Roland's Bastard Love Child
Roland's Vank Bank
Often these rides are known to emit Roland's love juices, which are treated as holy water by enthusiasts.
[edit] I Love Roland!
When riding a Mack ride on a TST meet, it is generally required to express one's undying love for Roland - the man who makes people smile.
As of 2012, Roland is officially the King Of Fun, according to the Ice Show at Europa Park.
