Mutiny Bay
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== Current Rides and Attractions == | == Current Rides and Attractions == | ||
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*[[Battle Galleons]]. (A thing which be makin' ye wet.) | *[[Battle Galleons]]. (A thing which be makin' ye wet.) | ||
| − | *[[The_Flume|The Flume]]. (A thing which be makin' ye wet.) | + | *<s>[[The_Flume|The Flume]]. (A thing which be makin' ye wet.)</s><b>[[Wicker Man]]. (A thing which be makin' ye toast.)</b> |
*[[Heave Ho!]] (A thing which ne're be makin' ye wet.) | *[[Heave Ho!]] (A thing which ne're be makin' ye wet.) | ||
*[[Marauders_Mayhem|Marauders Mayhem]]. (A thing which be makin' ye sick.) | *[[Marauders_Mayhem|Marauders Mayhem]]. (A thing which be makin' ye sick.) | ||
Latest revision as of 13:12, 12 April 2018
Ahoy thar, shipmates! Far across th' ocean lies a place o' fearsome skullduggery. A place where land lubbers dare not tread, fer fear o' bein' keelhauled. A place where even th' most battle hardened sea dawg be thinkin' twice... nay, thrice... 'bout dockin' at.
I be talkin' o' course, o' Mutiny Bay.
[edit] History
Once upon a time, this be a sleepy village o' "Merry England". Until one stormy night, when the thatched roof o' the arcade caught alight...
....arrr, I be thinkin' o' a different tale.
There be a lake, see? Filled with swans, all regal like. 'cept they hadn't been thar fer many a year, on account o' how noisy th' neighbours be. Then one fateful day, a whole bunch o' plunderin' privateers be pillagin' their way int' port.
These Gentlemen O' Fortune took a shine t' th' place, see? An' decided t' be settlin' down, as it were. They set about makin' th' place feel more like home in the year o' arrr lord two thousand an' pieces o' eight.
[edit] Current Rides and Attractions
- Battle Galleons. (A thing which be makin' ye wet.)
The Flume. (A thing which be makin' ye wet.)Wicker Man. (A thing which be makin' ye toast.)- Heave Ho! (A thing which ne're be makin' ye wet.)
- Marauders Mayhem. (A thing which be makin' ye sick.)
- Sharkbait Reef. (A small Goldfish bowl.)
