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*PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest [[rollercoaster]] in <s>Europe</s> Blackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built. | *PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest [[rollercoaster]] in <s>Europe</s> Blackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built. | ||
*Intrusion - first suspended [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't. | *Intrusion - first suspended [[Rollercoaster|rollercoaster]] built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't. | ||
| − | *[[Valhalla]] - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff. | + | *[[Valhalla]] - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff. Usually breaks down every 3 minutes due to the boats sinking. |
*Ice Blast - an observation tower | *Ice Blast - an observation tower | ||
| + | *[[Icon]] - The <s>world's</s> UK's first double launched roller coaster... apart from Revolution. Also knows as "the icon". | ||
*[[Big Dipper]] - a dangerous wooden coaster | *[[Big Dipper]] - a dangerous wooden coaster | ||
| − | *Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster | + | <s>*Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster</s> |
*Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster | *Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster | ||
| − | *Steeplechase - a dangerous steel coaster | + | *Steeplechase - a dangerous steel <s>carousel</s> coaster |
*Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of [[Theatrical Brilliance]]. | *Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of [[Theatrical Brilliance]]. | ||
*<s>Bling</s> - poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2811&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30&mforum=bickopbb] | *<s>Bling</s> - poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2811&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30&mforum=bickopbb] | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:39, 13 November 2019
The Phrase "Don't even go there" Comes to mind. See Fail
Also known as:
- Blackpool Pleasure Beach
- Pleasure Beach Blackpool
- Pleasure Beach Resort
- Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort
- Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool
- Blackpool Pleasure Beach Blackpool
- Blackpool Pleasure Beach Resort Blackpool
etc.
The park is famous for its range of SBNO (standing but not operating) attractions and its flammability.
[edit] Notable Rides
The park is home to over 125 25 rides and attractions fountains:
- PMBO - the tallest, fastest, steepest rollercoaster in
EuropeBlackpool. Stands at 235ft tall, including the height of the ground on which its built. - Intrusion - first suspended rollercoaster built entirely over water (more recently over puddles) except for the bits which aren't.
- Valhalla - a dark room where riders get buckets of water thrown over them by staff. Usually breaks down every 3 minutes due to the boats sinking.
- Ice Blast - an observation tower
- Icon - The
world'sUK's first double launched roller coaster... apart from Revolution. Also knows as "the icon". - Big Dipper - a dangerous wooden coaster
*Wild Mouse - a dangerous wooden coaster
- Grand National - a fun but dangerous wooden coaster
- Steeplechase - a dangerous steel
carouselcoaster - Impossible - Makes The Haunting look like a piece of Theatrical Brilliance.
Bling- poor man's Top Scan, usually broken. Sponsored by Elizabeth Duke. Rumoured to be leaving for 2011 [1]Space InvaderRemoved, but the building is still there so it looks SBNO (similar to Black Hole)Noah's ArkRollercoasterTrauma TowersGold Mine
[edit] Song
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach
(Keep repeating forever)
On just this day I fell out of bed,
And walked over to the Big Blue window and saw the curtains were dirty.
So I marched downstairs and to the desk
Decided to have a moan, but due to the queue,
I was there all day.
And I:
Walked round the park,
Cause the rides don't run.
Saw Mandy T,
Had a good moan.
Broke Bling,
Crashed the Dipper.
It was beyond shocking,
And Infusion stalled upside down.
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach
The cries,
The sighs,
The tears,
The fear,
The hurt,
The pain,
The fountains
ABYSMAL!
The cries,
The sighs,
The tears,
The fear,
The hurt,
The pain,
The fountains
ABYSMAL!
The cries,
The sighs,
The tears,
The fear,
The hurt,
The pain,
The fountains
ABYSMAL!
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach,
Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach, Pleasure Beach
Etc...
[edit] See Also
The woman who put Mandy in Mandyland, Amanda Thompson!
