Old MacDonald's Farm
(My brain has partially broken down thanks to this incessant song. Ee ii ee ii oo.) |
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| − | With | + | With an ''OUCH'' over here and an ''OOOW MY EYE'' over there. Here a ''WAAA''. There a ''WAAAAAA''. Everywhere a ''I want my mummy!''. |
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| + | With an animatronic pig that sounds like he's swearing here and a hideous scarecrow staring at you there. Here a loose piece of rubber. There a hanging bit of plastic. Everywhere a deafening clash of sound effects that drives adults mad. | ||
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| + | Old MacDonald ''had'' a farm. | ||
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| + | But then it was closed and all of the attractions painted over with garish colours and CBeebies characters. | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:56, 12 September 2015
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
And on that farm he had a Riverbank Eye Spy.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
With a static sheep here and a fat ass duck there. Here a moo. There a BOING!! Everywhere an annoying voiceover.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
And on that farm he had a Berry Bish Bash.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
With an OUCH over here and an OOOW MY EYE over there. Here a WAAA. There a WAAAAAA. Everywhere a I want my mummy!.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
And on that farm he had a Doodle Doo Derby.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
With an annoying child here and a more annoying child over there. Here a QUAQUAQUACKQUAQUACK. There a MOMOMOMOOOOMOOO. Everywhere a 5 year old is crying.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
And on that farm he had an Old MacDonald's Tractor Ride.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
With a BEEP BEEP here and a BEEP BEEP there. Here a BEEP. There a BEEP. Everywhere a BEEP-ing BEEP!
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Eee ii ee ii oo.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
And on that farm he had a Singing Barn.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
With an animatronic pig that sounds like he's swearing here and a hideous scarecrow staring at you there. Here a loose piece of rubber. There a hanging bit of plastic. Everywhere a deafening clash of sound effects that drives adults mad.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii BEEP-ing oo!
Old MacDonald had a farm.
Ee ii ee ii oo.
But then it was closed and all of the attractions painted over with garish colours and CBeebies characters.
Ee ii ee ii no...
