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''This article contains graciously stolen material from Unencyclopedia.'' | ''This article contains graciously stolen material from Unencyclopedia.'' | ||
| − | SAW: The Ride, otherwise known as SORE, is a [[Gerstlauer|Gerstlauer]] Euro-Fighter [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] built just off Canada Creek upon it's own island at [[Thorpe Park]]. It is themed after the ridiculously successful SAW film franchise, starring Maurice Chevalier as Jigsaw and Bonnie Langford as the plucky but sadistic assistant, co-starring Mini Me as [[Billy|Billy]] the Puppet. | + | SAW: The Ride, otherwise known as SORE, is a [[Gerstlauer|Gerstlauer]] Euro-Fighter [[Roller_coaster|roller coaster]] built just off [[Canada_Creek|Canada Creek]] upon it's own island at [[Thorpe Park]]. It is themed after the ridiculously successful SAW film franchise, starring Maurice Chevalier as Jigsaw and Bonnie Langford as the plucky but sadistic assistant, co-starring Mini Me as [[Billy|Billy]] the Puppet. |
| − | The queueline is claustrophobic with special barbed wire to keep the chavs from queue-jumping among other genital prevention things, as well as being very useful next to the in filled lake of sewage and doom. | + | The queueline is claustrophobic with special barbed wire to keep the chavs from queue-jumping among other genital prevention things, as well as being very useful next to the in filled lake of sewage and doom. And sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. But mainly sewage. |
It has regular breakdowns, more so than [[Stealth]], and so has the award for Most Breakdowns In A Minute. It has been said Jigsaw does this so he can test the riders on their skill and patience in the queueline. | It has regular breakdowns, more so than [[Stealth]], and so has the award for Most Breakdowns In A Minute. It has been said Jigsaw does this so he can test the riders on their skill and patience in the queueline. | ||
| + | [[Category: Faff Ride]] | ||
[[Category: Roller Coaster]] | [[Category: Roller Coaster]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Thorpe Park]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:51, 13 April 2017
This article contains graciously stolen material from Unencyclopedia.
SAW: The Ride, otherwise known as SORE, is a Gerstlauer Euro-Fighter roller coaster built just off Canada Creek upon it's own island at Thorpe Park. It is themed after the ridiculously successful SAW film franchise, starring Maurice Chevalier as Jigsaw and Bonnie Langford as the plucky but sadistic assistant, co-starring Mini Me as Billy the Puppet.
The queueline is claustrophobic with special barbed wire to keep the chavs from queue-jumping among other genital prevention things, as well as being very useful next to the in filled lake of sewage and doom. And sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. But mainly sewage.
It has regular breakdowns, more so than Stealth, and so has the award for Most Breakdowns In A Minute. It has been said Jigsaw does this so he can test the riders on their skill and patience in the queueline.
