Frog Hopper

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Claimed to be an utterly incredible ride... By those who are under the height restriction.  
 
Claimed to be an utterly incredible ride... By those who are under the height restriction.  
  
Yay, frogs!
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Frog Hopper was shifted into pre-[[Cloud Cuckoo Land]], Cred Street in 1998 as a replacement for [[Nickleodeon: Outta Control]] when that attraction failed to attract <s>[[minions]]</s> their designated audience. So what the park did was...
  
Thanks to midget discussion groups, we know this ride is about frogs (YAY!) and also that it hops, as suggested by it's title. In fact, it sounds about as inspired and unique as it's name, but, at the same time, it is to do with frogs, so an exception can be made. Many children have been scarred by this ride. It also looks temporary, but don't let that spoil your view because it, as mentioned before, ''is'' frog-related.
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Plonk the ride in front of the old one and pretend that existed there the entire time. And theme it as a frog.
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As much as Frog Hopper appears like an innocent drop tower for children, it is a well known rumour that the ride got it on with the famed [[Runaway Mine Train]] one drunken evening at the Weathervane, concieving [[Th13teen]]. The ride has refused to comment on the latest [[rollercoaster]] and has kept to the <s>ridiculously hyper</s> elusive area of <nowiki>Cloud Cuckoo Land</nowiki> since the '08 closed season matter.
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Yay, frogs!
  
Everyone likes frogs.
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Latest revision as of 23:33, 27 February 2013

Claimed to be an utterly incredible ride... By those who are under the height restriction.

Frog Hopper was shifted into pre-Cloud Cuckoo Land, Cred Street in 1998 as a replacement for Nickleodeon: Outta Control when that attraction failed to attract minions their designated audience. So what the park did was...

Plonk the ride in front of the old one and pretend that existed there the entire time. And theme it as a frog.

As much as Frog Hopper appears like an innocent drop tower for children, it is a well known rumour that the ride got it on with the famed Runaway Mine Train one drunken evening at the Weathervane, concieving Th13teen. The ride has refused to comment on the latest rollercoaster and has kept to the ridiculously hyper elusive area of Cloud Cuckoo Land since the '08 closed season matter.

Yay, frogs!

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